50 things Lithy cant say or do to Poland

1. I, Lithuania, am not aloud to tell Poland he is a girl.
2. I can't tell him to wear underwear under his skirts.
3. He will say its tradition...
4. I don't like that tradition.
5. I can't make Feliks not wear dresses.
6. Even though its hot..
7. I can't say that to him or he will wear the red dress in his closet
8. He will wear to a world meeting which I wont be able to stop him from doing
9. I can't tell anyone we are getting married
10.I thought this list would be easier to make,
11.Feliks thought making a baby was as easy as making this list
12.Which I am proving wrong
13.But I can't tell him he was wrong
14.He will hit me, but it wont hurt
15.Which results in rules 13 and 14... again
16.I can't tell Poland that he is sporadic
17.Or stupid... sometimes
18.Nor can I tell him we can't adopt Sealand
19.I also can't tell him he is the uke
20.Again back to rule 14
21.Poland is not allowed to read this list
22.I know its not a rule for me but still
23.If he does the only thing he will remember is numbers 5 and 6
24.Then I will be forced to give him a bath which isn't as fun as it sounds
25.I can't tell Feliks he is a valley girl
26.He will insist he isn't a girl
27.Then back to rule 14
28.I am not allowed to give him underwear for under his skirts
29.I can't feel him up when were are at the bar
30.Even if I am drunk
31.And he likes it
32.And he is wearing a mini skirt
33.It will result in a slap to the face
34.But at home its perfectly fine
35.I can't tell Poland he isn't Superman
36.refer to rules 14 and 33
37.I can't let Poland make me wear a sexy Santa costume
38.Nor can I drink his hot chocolate
39.It has stuff in it no one should have to drink to have a good time
40.It is not fair to Feliks if I spend the night at Estonia's
41.He will never tell me why though
42.I am also not allowed to tell him that Russia can kick his ass
43.He will yell at me that he is Wonder Woman.
44.I can't say that Poland is a girl or my wife
45.It makes me sound like Sweden
46.And it scare Feliks
47.Poland still thinks this list is about his hotness
48.Also he thinks I can't remember how to paint his nails
49.That reminds me I can't let him paint his name on my nails
50.I can't tell him that I love him more than anything in the world